I’ll tell you another story..
Do you know how to distinguish what’s a real from a fake princess?
Real princesses are stinky. She’s not even ashamed of her smell. Or I don’t know, maybe she was in disguise. You can’t really tell.
I had a classmate before in college, first year. She was a diplomat from a foreign country, which I won’t tell.
The sad thing is that she wasn’t able to finish first year, because of the Filipino subject that she needs to learn.